Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019

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Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

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Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

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Hortonesque

A person who has horton like qualities.

Guy1: Oh she is one fat mofo
Guy2: Yeah mate, she is very hortonesque
Guy1: Id love to bang her
Guy2: More cushion for the pushin!

Guy1: Arr yeah!

by clareabelle June 20, 2011

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Hormones

loud noises that a whore makes while having sex; can also be annoying noises a girl makes

dang dude i hate it when we stay in these bad hotels because we always hear hormones.

by Christian Harper February 1, 2008

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Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.

Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."

by mkhami December 17, 2010

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