Hobophobia 

the fear that whenever you see a hobo you automatically think he will get up and stab you in the balls/vagina; the fear of homeless bozos will rape you.

Guy 1: "I has hobophobia!"
Guy 2: "Whats that?"
Guy 1: "Oh, I'm afraid some homeless person is going to stab me in the dick."
Guy 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

Hobophobia by DethmongeR117 December 13, 2012

homophobia 

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

homophobia by schmoup May 23, 2023

Homiephobia

The fear of creating deep, long lasting interpersonal relationships or having a tightknit group of close friends (the homies).

Some people call me a loner but I really just suffer from acute homiephobia.

Homiephobia by Dedraterdater February 7, 2023

hornophobia 

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe

"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"

hornophobia by Demoteus September 24, 2005

hobophobia 

The extreme and utter fear of hobos, or the homeless. This is usually caused by the lack of exposure to the homeless throughout the world. A dose of homelessness is an easy cure to hobophobia.

"Ah! I have hobophobia!"

hobophobia by Ian D. Rehn May 27, 2008

Honophobia 

The irrational fear of misspelled words

1:Fix your mistake before Jared has a panic attack- He's Honophobic!

2:What's that?
3:He has Honophobia!

Honophobia by TaeTaeIsAThot November 21, 2018

hobophobia 

Coined by the popular punk group NOFX, the term hobophobia refers to an irrational fear of homeless people, or 'bums'. One often cited reason is that they 'drink too much lysol'.

I am afraid of that bum.
Wow, you are so hobophobic.

hobophobia by Andy Jones April 18, 2005