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football hooligan 

English Football Hooligans' kit:

Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly

Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan

Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss.

Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg.

Fingers: Fake gold jewellery.

Head: Skinhead

Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross

Feet: Reebok Classics

Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights

Mouth: Foul language

Cranium: A lonely brain cell
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SS hooligans 

Based in Motherwell the SS(Saturday Service) were by far the most feared soccer casuals throughout Scotland in the 80's. Lead a shining example to all other less organised, less smartly dressed firms of how it should be done. SS
"Here its the Motherwell game oan Saturday up it Fir Park."
"Am no gawn there we'll git oor heeds kicked in aff the SS."

SS Hooligans
SS hooligans by SShooligans October 8, 2005
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Hooligan Tool 

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.
"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."
Hooligan Tool by Wardog July 31, 2008
A hooligan is a young troublemaker that breaks the law. Usually teenager age
Ella Craffey is a HOOLIGAN
Hooligan by Old head pedo July 12, 2022

hillstreet hooligans 

ska/punk band, from Tennessee.
josh: ey, ya heard of the hillstreet hooligans?
tommy: def, wish theyd play in my town.
The name of a Bruno Mars fan. The members of his fanbase are called "Hooligans". The hooligan fandom is considered one of the calmer and nicer fanbases compared to others.
A fan just knows him as Bruno Mars.

A hooligan knows his entire life, inside and out, including his birth name, birth date, sisters, family, band members, etc.
Hooligan by kittykatty342 September 12, 2013