Hoeified

The process of a modern person becoming looser and looser with their sexual morals thanks to porn, hookup culture, polygamy, Tik Tok, OnlyFans , and the glorification of sex work.

Verb: Hoeify

Man 1: "I went on a last night. I was really into her until she told me she has an OnlyFans. She was extremely upset after I told her I didn't want to date a girl with one".
Man 2: "Yeah dude sounds like she was hoeified. If this continues in our country, I don't know what world our kids will live in".

by wrongswhatwithme February 5, 2023

houdinied

(V) to perform an amazing feat (such as great as the Great Houdini); by no knowledge of how one did; to overcome odds seemingly impossible to the average person

I somehow houdinied myself into a size four dress when I normally wear an eight.

Man, you really houdinied yourself into trouble!

by Jessica Rolfsmeyer January 6, 2008

houdinied

to appear quickly

Clyde houdinied himself into the room so fast that no one even noticed.

by clyde verde January 20, 2009

hottified

The act of being hot; Kelsey Stanley.

Damn Kelsey is so hottified.

by ;) April 5, 2003

Honified

A combination of horrified and honoured

I was honified by Miley Cyrus' presence

by Skylar Jackzon June 1, 2015

Houdinied

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the butthole and playing with it while mistaking it as a vagina.

OMG! you just houdinied that girl by mistake?

by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 15, 2015

hoedified

A whore that is over the top skanky, something you dont want to touch.

Did you hear what XXX did AGAIN last night? That girl is hoedified!

by lillytee April 21, 2011