Homoroid

1- A hemorrhoid that likes other hemorrhoids of the same sex.

2- A hemorrhoid that you get from a lot of homosexual activities.

3- A gay droid.

1- You wanna let our homoroids get together sometime?

2- Dude, fuck. I got a homoroid from Tom Cruise.

3- Guy who works at wal-mart in 2050: Is that gonna be all for you tonight?

Gay guy in denial: Hey, just so you know, I'm buying this for my gay cousin's birthday!

by homoroid_lover2000 February 10, 2010

hemorrhoid

80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.

by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003

Hemorrhoidectomy

To have a pain in the ass removed for life.

After getting that divorce it was like a hemorrhoidectomy.

by DARTH STEELER October 13, 2013

Hemorrhoid Humper

I giant pain in you ass

The IRS sent in their team of Hemorrhoid Humper's to check our books.

by jerk store June 21, 2016

hemorrhoid hockey

Eating ass

My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.

by Buffboibert March 10, 2023

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012