homeschool dropout

A homeschooler that kills one or more of his/her parents.

Zalethon killed his parents... I guess that makes him a homeschool dropout.

by friedfood January 17, 2008

Homeschool Winner

Even though asking questions here isn't right, we all got this idea from an OLD "cards.swf" file on the homestarrunner.com server. It's gone now, but when you flipped through a "deck of cards" in it with all the characters and their names, you came upon "The Unguraits" and finally, "Homeschool Winner," the rejected characters.

Homeschool Winner is sick of explaining stuff.

by Homeschool Winner September 27, 2003

homeschool dating

they like each other but they’re not officially dating...even though they go on dates and act like a couple. this usually lasts about a month.

she’s homeschool dating another guy smh

by missmiaonfire October 11, 2018

Homeschool Retarded

A person who is socially awkward, doesnt know how to speak with people, wears strange clothing with pictures of cats and or other animals,cant get a decent mate and has long hair that resembles a horse tail.

The Duggar Girls from the TLC show "13 and counting" are very homeschool retarded.

by coolestgirl1989 October 18, 2009

Homeschool wedding night

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.

"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"

by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023

Homeschool Food

Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.

Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.

Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.

Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.

by CGW October 1, 2009

homeschool effort

The strong effort exerted by homeschoolers, especially their mothers, in attempt to get their children "involved" with extracurricular activities to help the homeschooler to feel like they have a social life. Some homeschoolers are oblivious to the "homeschool effort". These are the ones that most actively engage in it.

Phil's mother tries to get him involved in the local homeschool group activities, but Phil detests his mother's "homeschool effort".

by littlebeeper September 15, 2009