Hoe Town

Muskegon Michigan, home of the imfamous group PFM. Describes the people and the situation of life.

what do you say we head up seaway drive and go up in Hoe Town

by Jerry September 3, 2003

Hoedown

a gathering of hillbillies (who live in hills completely cut off from civilization) where they dance around a bonfire singing.

"Hey bob lets go to a hoedown."

by bkhockey April 5, 2009

hoedown throwdown

a dance that originated from the hannah montana movie.

"let's do the hoedown throwdown, it's addictive!"

by sellybelly April 6, 2009

Hometown Honey

A girlfriend from a dude's hometown. Generally used when the dude is away at college. See also Hometown.

Speaker 1: "Dude you gonna try to snake Allison this weekend?"
Speaker 2: "Negative brah, my Hometown Honey's coming in."

by 51westu July 8, 2011

Hoedown Shoes

Shoes you typically see women wearing in the porn industry or on street walkers of the night. They tend to have 6 inch killer spikes, sporting an inch or two of platform with tight ankle straps to keep them attached to the foot. They come in a variety of colors with black and clear lucite being the most popular.

"Holy shit! Take a look at that chick! She's working them "Hoedown Shoes" just like a porn star!"

by toastaloha February 8, 2009

hometown

Where one was born or bred. For some reason, people seem to be interested in this, and can be drawn in for an insult. This is best used against snoopers over-hearing you.

My hometown is if-you-are-sitting-at-the-next-table-wearing-blue-and-listening-to-me-you-are-gonna-get-raped-out-side-you-cunt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

HOEDOWN

WHEN YOU THROW A HOE TO THE GROUND

MILEY CYRUS BEING THROWN TO THE GROUND, HOEDOWN.

by IAMTHEULTIMATE! June 9, 2009