Hilhi Spartans

Formally known as Hillsboro, is a high school located in Hillsboro, OR. The Spartans are known for their terrible athletics, and suck at everything they do. The school recently produced a Division-1 All-American football player back in 2010, which is now THE only thing they can brag about and be proud of. Over the last 2 years, the high school's football team has gone 0-20 overall. Hilhi is 1 of 4 high schools in the city and is unanimously agreed by the entire state of Oregon as "The shittiest high school you can ever go to."

Glencoe: "Alright guys! Lets see who can drop the most points on Hilhi this year!"

*11 weeks later*

Glencoe: "So how'd you guys do this season? We scored 50 points on the Hilhi Spartans"
Century: "66..."
Westview: "69..."
Newberg: "71.. Hey I think we won!"
Tigard: "86!"
Newberg: "DAMNIT!!"

by TitsForHarambe May 13, 2013

Hirini

Maori word for man with massive shlong.

my hirini is falling out my shorts.

by Maori word donor June 20, 2011

hiring

Looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend

Are you hiring?
Yes I had to fire my last girlfriend. She couldn't hold her fork right.
Word

by streetvet March 19, 2014

HIRCISMUS

an odious stench emanating from your underarms; stanky axillae.

The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.

by weave September 20, 2003

hihi

A greeting typical in online games, message boards, instant messages, etc.

Can add as many hi's as you want to it for emphasis.

1) Random_Noob_01 has entered the game.
2) Random_Noob_01: hihihihi

by Asiafan July 28, 2003

hihihi

Means you must have a weird as shit laugh.

Omg did you see how that Dude got killed in that movie?

Yeah, it was hilarious... HIHIHI

dat laugh tho

by RadiDefines June 21, 2015

Hirhyel

An incredible friend, a must-have for every Samuel, as they tend to be immense dicks and require a Hirhyel to keep them in check. Go very well with Tobis.

Hirhyel's incredibly annoying, but she's required for my cocky self.

by Crestboi March 7, 2013