Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia 

The fear of long words

omg! I didn't know you had Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!

Don't say the Mississippi word! It makes me think of Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!!

Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia by ItsUrMum_FURRY November 28, 2021

Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.

I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887

Hippopotamus War of 1887 by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

Hippopotamusbottomus 

A funny way to label a beta homosexual overweight individual.

Hippopotamusbottomus is stinking up the strip again.

Hippopotamusbottomus by Devil Complex April 8, 2024

Wild Hippopotamus

Itz ya boi. The wild hippopotamus does not take kindly to the likes of the people. Food is terrific for me even though sometime it tastes bad, ITS STILL FOOD.😤

Person: IS THAT A WILD HIPPOPOTAMUS.
Me: Wha-

Wild Hippopotamus by Wild Hippopotamus December 17, 2017

Hippopotapuss 

A vagina that is grossly disproportionate with the rest of the woman's body.

"I really like Kelly but man, her hippopotapuss freaks me the fuck out!"
"I know what you mean. It really bummed me out too."

Hippopotapuss by scrappington2 September 15, 2014

hippopotapussy 

A large and unattractive woman that is always willing to have sex with anyone that needs it. A shameful last resort to needy and sexually frustrated men.

Dude, did you hear? That fat bitch Samantha is a hippopotapussy. She'll smash anyone that offers her dick! Let's go get some hippopotapussy!

hippopotapussy by Spider Lover October 9, 2018

Hippopotomus

The word hippopotamus, but spelled incorrectly due to your lack of skill in spelling.

Tyler- Yo dude, did you see that hippopotomus?
Jonathan- How the acual fuck did you say somthing spelled incorrectly?!

Hippopotomus by THE OG GEHL June 14, 2021