hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

hoepopotamus by Mark H September 1, 2004

hiphopopotamus 

A large land-dwelling mammal that has remained within the boundaries of underground hip hop, and master of the 4 elements of Hip Hop, BBoy, MC, DJ, and Tagger.

This is a true beast that spits true history and knowledge of hip hop, which is now decaying due to the media.

Spits better than Lil Wayne and 50 Pesos.

He does not conform to mainstream. True people of hip hop got mad respect for this dope cat.

Damn! It's Hiphopopotamus!

hiphopopotamus by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008

whippopotamus 

A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.

Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.

whippopotamus by all my friends are whipped July 22, 2011

hippofatamus

A combination of a fat chick and a hippopotamus. It literally means a completely fat and disgusting girl that uses food as a substitute for character.

Get away from me you disgusting nasty fat girl! You are such a hippofatamus.

hippofatamus by Phidelt236 January 2, 2009

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian 

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian refers to a long word, such as itself.

People who fear long words are said to have hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliaphobia

Man 1:Antidisestablishmentarianism is a hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian word.

Man 2: what in the blue hell does that mean?

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian by kingpaladin August 5, 2005

herppopotamus 

A herppopotamus is a hippo (large girl/guy) with herpes.

Kyle: Steve, you should try and get with her

Steve: Kyle for the last time, I like big girls, just not the ones with the herps

Kyle: Got it, no herppopotamus's!

herppopotamus by ComputerChris May 15, 2014

Hippothotamus 

A fat hoe that takes too much dick

Susan you’ve been a real hippothotamus lately

Hippothotamus by ThotLord159 August 3, 2018