The Helicopter

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.

Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!

by Bad Cactus July 15, 2017

Helicoptering

The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience

One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.

by Weewee weapon September 12, 2016

helicockter

grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your penis in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon

we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!

that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.

by the helicockter March 21, 2011

heilige scheiße

Literally "holy shit" in German, most commonly used in an exclamatory manner.

Heilige Scheiße! Did you see that?

by johnnaryry December 14, 2009

Haylie

Strong and cunning, Haylie can do literally anything she sets her mind to. Haylie is extremely beautiful and a generally neat person, and can get literally any guy (or girl) she wants. She is very smart and manipulative, so it's a good idea to avoid getting on her bad side. Haylie's got a body like no other, and knows how to show it off. She has a very good sense of humor and is a straight-up bitch sometimes, but she has a good heart. Lastly, but certainly not least, she is one of the most loyal friends you will ever have and will most always follow through on her word.

"Damn, that girl's a real Haylie."

"Why does Haylie get all the guys?"
"Don't know. Haylie's just got it."

by theslytherinqueen October 7, 2017

helianthophobia

The fear of sunflowers

She has really bad helianthophobia so don't give her sunflowers

by bilquis March 1, 2015

haylie

Haylie / Hayley is the type of girl who you would think is sweet and innocent but really very cheeky and mischievous. Haylie's are usually gorgeous/pretty and loud but still easy to get along with, haylie's will not mind embarassing themselves infront of others to make them laugh. Haylie's are very caring but usually shy at first so you will have to be the one to start the convosation - though when you get to know them they are loud and crazy and will feel comfortable around you, haylie's never think before they act and will always know how to make you smile. Though haylie/hayley's are loving and considerate people they still have feelings and can get jelous and upset.

Boy 1: Hey that haylie girl is really hot but she seems abit shy and quiet.
Friend 1: Oh you dont know her at all - she is sweet but NOT shy or quiet at all.

by got.the.chiks.rolling.in June 6, 2009