hershey squirts

A prelude to a juicy wet poo poo that are notorious for leaving wet brown marks in the drawers.

I gotta get to the shitta mad quick cuz i got some serious hershey squirts that could go full blown dirty crap in my pants!

by Bong Joos November 26, 2003

exploding hershey squirts

Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.

After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.

by Al Caholic March 9, 2005

Hershey squirts

water shit

He had the Hershey squirts in school yesterday

by Fuck2013 January 11, 2021

Hershey Squirts

diarrhea

Thos tacos gave me a mean case of the hershey squirts.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

hersey squirt

a fart, that comes out sharp and fast. its soft yet soupy. otherwise known as poop

"Dude! When I tried to fart I hersey squirted and ruined my underwear"

by ladysemen March 26, 2009

hershey squirts

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits

nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka

by ...mary May 4, 2003

Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.

Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.

by Devia February 19, 2018