1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.
2. A very unusual fish.
2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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The combination of herpes, gonnorhea, syphilis, and aids. Quite a nasty combination, usually used to make jokes about a person who is extremely sexually active.
Sam - I wouldn't be surprised if Trevor had herpigonacifilaids, with all that stuff he's doing in the back seat of chevy's and stuff.
Bob - Nah, they tested him before he joined the corps, he's clean.
Bob - Nah, they tested him before he joined the corps, he's clean.
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Neil: Dude, you sick fuck, did you really give that girl a Filthy Herring.
Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!
Neil: What a slut!
Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!
Neil: What a slut!
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by Bill Cooper August 24, 2007
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My opponent's counter argument is a straw herring. First he claims my example is an irrelevant distraction from the topic, (red herring)then goes on to assert I created it using his words out of context so I could attack this erroneous extrapolation of his words and then declare victory. (straw man)
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