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hepatitits

When a random bout of impulsivity hits you and you decide to randomly pierce your nipples at a sketchy shop charging $30 a nipple. Don’t worry, the Coronas will kill off anything you catch.
Hopefully I don’t catch hepatiTITS from that sketchy shop around the corner when I decided to get pierced on the way to Dunkin’ for my iced coffee. Hopefully the two Coronas each that me and the piercer chugged will keep me from catching anything.”
by Tillie23 May 14, 2023
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hepatopedal

What you call hepatopetal if you forget that its a latin root word 'petal' meaning 'away'.
Also what happens when you drink too much and your liver decides to walk away (pedal) from the idiot drinking too much.
Jason's liver will be hepatopedal after that bender yesterday.
by OregonIRdoc April 1, 2020
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Hepatitis

It’s the purest form of love
This is hepatitis
by Recreation of all words April 23, 2021
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hepatitis alphabet

A person who has, or is likely to have, a large collection of Sexually Transmitted Diseases is said to be host to the 'hepatitis alphabet'.
He's had many spicy who-res i'll bet he's got the hepatitis alphabet by now!
by JRolph April 24, 2009
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hepatitis syphillaids

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.
Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.
by Robby/God April 19, 2006
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hepataids

Being infected wit Hepatitis and Aids
Yo dude dont fuck wit her, dat bitch is nasty she got hepataids!!
by Reezy8668 February 7, 2008
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Hepanix

Hepanix is often referred to as the 'bird of warmth'. Only found in southern France and Northern Spain, in the basque country a Hepanix is a large bird often mistaken for a peacock. Although related to the peacock its characterstics and qualities differ, with the Hepanix being able to fly and generally choosing very high nesting sites. A Hepanix is usually a calm and docile creature except when confronted by predators at which point it uses force from its wings to strike its opponent.
The name Hepanix comes from the latin - Hepan - for Majestic, referring the the birds majestic colours and grace when flying - and the 'ix' is typical of the basque language.
'The Hepanix was seen flying through the sky.'
'As majestic as a Hepanix'
by zuco90 April 5, 2010
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