Cheese Helmut

An uncircumsized foreskin

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009

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Gutter Helmut

The art of ejaculating on that one spot, towards the back of her head, where it causes a flow down to her back and then continues along her ass crack and ends up collecting into a pool on the floor.

Damnit Cletus! Why you always gotta jizz on the back of my head?
Listen here woman! The day you can jizz on the back of my head is the day you can tell me where i should be jizz'n!
I like how it just flows like rain...
Now go take your shower and let's cuddle, my little gutter helmut!

by AthieN September 4, 2008

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hellmuth

The king of the luckboxes! A person that needs a boat on the river or some exceptional card luck to win.

Oh boy, you sure got hellmuthed by him today!

by Joey Fisher July 26, 2006

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Helmethead

Some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.

"I thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter"
Geez, you're such a helmethead.

by #1 helmet November 5, 2010

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hair helmut

The appearance of a helmut attached to the head created by the installation of a bad or unnatural hair piece.

If you casually look at Marv Albert, it will be clear to the most careless eyes that he is wearing a hair helmut.

by Patrick Harrington May 17, 2006

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Trojan War Helmut

the helmut shaped protrusion below a man’s waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party

Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyree’s trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night.

by reginaandray December 14, 2008

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