hiples

Hairy Nipples on chicks. No one likes that!

Man I cleaned my teeth every time I kissed her nipples!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

wet and helpless

After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.

Dude, I just pulled a wet and helpless.

by Jon S. April 19, 2004

heinlein pig

A person so set in an opinion that facts and data will not change their mind. Derived from Robert Heinlein's never try to teach a pig to sing quote.

Antivaccers are Heinlein pigs, no matter how many studies show vaccines are safe and effective, they will insist on not having their children vaccinated.

by Plcf July 14, 2019

Hiplet

(N) pronounced, "hip-lit." Definition, A little or youth hipster, commonly seen with long bangs combed to one side of the face, wearing oversized neon color shoes with the toungs sticking out, half zipped jackets, XXXS pants, riding fixed gears. tends to be a nuisance in crowded places.

That hiplet is not big enough to ride that fixie just yet.

by skin.flute January 4, 2010

helpless lesbian

A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move

Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”

by Marie125 August 8, 2023

scream helplessly at the sky

A public behavioral display of dissatisfaction in result of not getting your way or losing. Known to most mature, logical adults as a temper tantrum. This behavior is typically performed by spoiled toddlers, screaming helplessly at the sky has more recently been recognized in toddler-like adults suffering from Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.

WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.

What do you mean Donald Trump won the election? That's impossible because I voted for Hillary! What's an electoral college? He's not my president! I feel so helpless. I know, I'll scream helplessly at the sky until I feel better.

by Dr. Sheepdog February 1, 2020

hiplecrit

Usually thrown around on Facebook when you are losing an argument about your boyfriend sexting other sluts.

If you come across a person using these words her name is probably Nicole Appleton.

Used in a sentence the following way:

You are a dum ass, you have cock feet, you are a hiplecrit don't u.

by Whatthe1976 January 21, 2017