Herfer

Any white old fat man capable of blowing fat clouds with a cigar

That guy over there looks like such a herfer

by Big Herfer 420 May 18, 2018

House Helfer

House Helfer is a group chat on twitter, dedicated to Tricia Helfer. All the members are her loyal fans and are a part of a "family".

I love you House Helfer! You guys are so sweet!

by heavensentkira March 2, 2021

Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.

Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.

by Gingerbear77 December 28, 2022

heffer

a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.

"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"

by beth + megs April 18, 2008

Hefferpotamus

A very fat woman that much resembles the likeness of a Heffer (female cow) or a Hippotamus.

He was so drunk that he went home with a hefferpotamus.

by Dezarae86 October 29, 2007

heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011

heffernan

Boston folks that think they are better than everyone else.

oh you can tell he is a Heffernan

by TheSnitch April 16, 2011