Hickster

An individual who, unknowingly, looks like a hipster but is really a corn-husking hick. These individuals can be confused with typical hipsters because of their: two-toned greasy hair, hoggish attire, and use of unfortunate vocabulary.

Sonya: "Andi tries so hard to fit in with the hicks because she admires John Wayne, but sadly her attempt puts her right into the hickster stereotype. Pity."
Carmella: "Yeah that bitch need to brush her teeth."

by Bella Yonder July 9, 2011

hacksterbating

The act of self service in the hacky sack game.

Quit hacksterbating and pass it.

by relyt0718 September 27, 2013

hickster

hipster +hick a redneck who is "in the know" about NASCAR, big trucks, etc., anything associated with hicks

That guy in the Trans Am is a total hickster!

by aprildaisy March 15, 2008

The Huckster

A parody of Hulk Hogan done by WWE to make fun of how old he and the other former WWE stars in WCW were.

"Ladies and gentlemen, from Venice Beach, California, it's The Huckster!

by John from Jersey October 8, 2007

Checkers me heckers

Coming from the term checkmate in chess and the Aussie slang word for hectic
Simply, it means:
Being in checkmate in a game of chess or,
"Checkmate mate, that's hectic"

Oh mate I think that's checkers me heckers

by Aussie Jimbo Jones April 2, 2017

Hackster

A person who is terrible at life and everything he/she does or attempts to do.

I don't know why you hang around Kamron, he's such a hackster.

by The Don King March 1, 2009

hickstress

a gal who is able to ride a snowmobile, make out like no one's watching, and is smart enough to make you feel dumb. no oreos, wasps, yuppies, or dingleberries here!!!

my hickstress can whoop your girlfriend anyday, including the those poser-dingleberry gals...

by m.j. young March 3, 2005