A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.
Fucking Guy Hecker
I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.
What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.
Fucking Guy Hecker
I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.
What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.
Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game
Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?
Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?
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