Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication
I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.
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Heathan is a name given to those who act like louts in public or when when they think no one is watching them.
For example a person may be a called a heathen if they pour the remainder of their dinner down the drain which then blocks the downstairs flat drain system.
If someone goes out on a night out and eats left over food that someone has left outside a fast food restaurant, they are a heathen
For example a person may be a called a heathen if they pour the remainder of their dinner down the drain which then blocks the downstairs flat drain system.
If someone goes out on a night out and eats left over food that someone has left outside a fast food restaurant, they are a heathen
Krystina, stop pissing on the floor, we are in Cambridge and you're acting like a right Heathen. Also please can you brush your teeth you have bad sleepers breath.
by No15 July 23, 2018
Get the Heathen mug.The pursuit of pleasure as a matter of ethical principle, in an extremely heathenistic way, or ignoring responsibility and focusing entirely on appeasing one's gods.
ie: the act of being a heathen hedon
ie: the act of being a heathen hedon
Example:
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.
Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.
Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.
Joe: Matt's been slaughtering goats all afternoon.
Will: I know, that guy just doesn't accept the responsibilities of life. Its all about his gods with him.
Joe: Talk about heathen hedonism.
by matt :[ May 20, 2009
Get the Heathen hedonism mug.When you go to the work bathroom at 9.15am and the one cubicle has already had half a dozen men do their thing in it. When you finally open the toilet seat and sit down, it's hot and smelly. That's a Heathen's Hotpot.
"Damn I just had the layout the better part of last night, that toilet was crooked man, certified Heathen's Hotpot".
by Royal Jules April 22, 2016
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Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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