Hanzsexual 

To be gay but lie and say you have a girlfriend from another country

Friend 1: Yo did you see Sean’s girlfriend from England, she’s hot
Friend 2: Nah come on man, Sean is a total Hanzsexual

Hanzsexual by Squirrelrebellion June 26, 2018

hawksexual 

Being attracted to only Hawk from Cobra Kai

"Oh goodness I think I'm Hawksexual"

'Hawksexual?'
"Only attracted to Cobra kais Hawk'

hawksexual by hawkkai January 10, 2021

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

Hansexual by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

hexsexual 

Kind of like tri and quad.

A hexsexual is someone who will do it with...
-girls
-guys
-animals
-dead people
-dead animals
and last but certainally not least... TREES!!!!

Mariko: OMG WTF IS SHE DOING
Amelia: She appears to be raping the tree
Sacha: I thought she was quadsexual?
Emma: Yeah so did I. I wonder what her sexuality is?
Eleanor: What are you looking at?
Lucy: You raping the tree.
Eleanor: Well DUH! guys, I am hexsexual. What do you expect?

hexsexual by somerandomgirl September 19, 2007

Hoesexual 

When You have a crush on flat ass notitsity

Oh my Jesus lord and savior I'm a Hoesexual and God hates me

Hoesexual by Femolly December 19, 2016

Horsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to mammals in the Equidae family, most commonly the Equus ferus caballus, or better known as the domestic horse.

Anne Marie is horsexual

Horsexual by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

Halesexual 

When you are not interested in anyone else but a girl called Haley.

She is not bisexual nor straight, she is halesexual.

Halesexual by Relatabledefinitions0101 March 26, 2018