Lord Hutchington

When a woman is giving you head while you are brushing your teeth

Lads you'll never guess what, last night bae gave me a Lord Hutchington before bed.

by El Cuckos August 5, 2020

hotching

1) Ugly, to the point of distraction, mainly used to describe women.

2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging

Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!

1) "That lass you pulled last night was hotching!"
2) "Tell me about it, one her cats even shat in my shoe, she was a stinking swamp donkey!"

by Lambardo September 24, 2006

Trailer Hitching

penetration of the birth canal with a with a vagisil lubricated trailer hitch.

Rhonda was trailer hitching at the camp ground.

by BeeBop&RockSteady October 29, 2003

trailer hitching

Similar to tailgating, trailer hitching is a social event held around the trailer hitch of a vehicle. Trailer hitching often involves consuming alcoholic beverages and grilling food. Tailgate parties usually occur in the parking lots at stadiums and arenas before, and occasionally after or during, sporting events and concerts.

-Hey man, my truck broke so I drove my jeep to Gillette Stadium before Warped Tour
-That's okay, even though you don't have a tailgate to sit on, we can still cook out some food and bring a cooler full of booze for the pre-gaming
-Yeah, I'd be down for some trailer hitching

by omgzlys April 8, 2009

Hutchings

The excessive smell of stale breadsticks or burnt lint.

My god, what happened to the bakery? All I smell is hutchings!"

by Matthew_Gemma December 8, 2010

Hanching

Fisting a girl until she weeps

I gave that girl a good hanching the other day

by kingoling April 21, 2011

Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021