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hatchet man

the person whose job it is to fire or lay off fellow employees in a company. It is usually a human resources employee, doing the dirty work for the owner or president of the company. They break the news to you, get the appropriate papers signed, make sure you clean out your workspace (not taking off with any company property), and see you off the premises.

While a company hatchet man may have some input as whether or not you get the sack, they do not make the final decision. They are acting on the boss' behalf, and such responsibilities are covered by their salary. Therefore they are like a workplace hitman, getting paid to finish people off for the higher ups.
Bill wants to see me privately in the conference room.

That's never good news, he's the company's hatchet man!
by Shumado January 21, 2011
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bury the hatchet

After all these years, you need to bury the hatchet. You can replace a dog.
by DGirard July 17, 2005
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Hatchetfield

Team StarKid's very own small, haunted town in the American midwest.
Some shit has gone down in Hatchetfield
by awfulgrinchnamedpaul April 23, 2021
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cross hitched

When u are simultaneously drunk and high
Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex
by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017
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Demon Hatcher

A person or sentient being which uncontrollably and continuously manifests and/or creates their own insecurities and doubts, resulting in disaster or great lose of self being or the welfare of others involved.
I manifest and create so many of my own demons I’m a professional Demon Hatcher
by Master Wallen May 17, 2021
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Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.
She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.
by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006
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double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.
Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.
by nate calfee January 22, 2014
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