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Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10
by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013
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Haeun

1) means God's grace in korean
2) beautiful inside and out
3) the name just rolls off your tongue
4) classy, rich, seductive, hard to get, mysterious, and pretty
5) the ideal girl
boy: Hey Haeun! How can you be so classy, seductive, mysterious, and pretty all at the same time?
Haeun: It's all thanks to God's grace duhh
girl: oh darn, I wish I was named Haeun...
by thegirlwiththecarol June 14, 2011
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H4run

Term used in games when the player gets the absolute maximum best in slot gear in order to easily defeat a boss.
lmao did u watch ahmeds stream, mfer had +10 estus sword of deluxe +10 and still struggled with vordt , how u fuck up an h4 run.

u killed pontiff when u were lvl 120 dude, thats no skill pisslow h4run abuser.
by moosereformed March 14, 2021
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harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.
by imsorrymom July 20, 2019
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Harini

Is a girls name who is shy and innocent but really can deal with a lot. She is confident and very beautiful. Smart in knowledge and makes friends really easily
OMG! Harini has flawless hair!
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Haringey

Fucked up area of north London with massive gun crime, murders,jackings, drugs etc... contains wood green, seven sisters, tottenham, finsbury park.
Go to Haringey. You're fucking crazy!
by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005
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Ju Harin

The Nation's Perfect Man.
It must be sad knowing you're not Ju Harin.
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