meat harmonica

a vagina, specifically referring to the vagina lips region (a.k.a. her meat sheets)

"I want to play her meat harmonica."

by shelc May 22, 2010

Hollywood Harmonica

When a man is receiving oral copulation and the person performing the action begins to suck along the side of his penis, very reminiscent of the way one would play the harmonica.

"Damn, Jessica gives one hell of a blowjob! She even teased my balls while giving me a Hollywood Harmonica!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023

double harmonica

When two sexual partners (generally female) each go down on a guy and take a side of his penis each (left side/right side or top/bottom), going down on him in a harmonica-like fashion.

Dude, I was hanging out with Katie and Kristy last night and totally got double harmonica'd. I even made them hum the tune to the wheels on the bus.

by Total Dick May 22, 2008

GLASS HARMONICA

A rare container used to hold beverages in minibars so as to make them difficult to replace.

Do you have Coke in a glass harmonica?

by Boots December 27, 2007

Salty Harmonica

Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!

Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!

by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018

flesh harmonica

just one more euphamism for the female anatomy.

i wouldn't play her flesh harmonica if she died and willed it to me

by [e-mail] January 27, 2006

Cigarette Harmonica

A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.

"Ed, let's go make another cigarette harmonica."

"Hell yeah! But I don't wanna puke again..."

by Kevin Pannell December 15, 2008