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weather hardon

Someone... most often a man who gets very excited by news reports or actual sightings of nasty weather.
That guy hear there's a storm coming he gets a weather hardon!
by lbadge August 13, 2003
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Regina Hardon

Regina Hardon is a very popular erotic rapper. She is mostly known for her popular songs 'In The Air' and 'Flicking My Bean'. She is fairly new to the music industry.
Regina Hardon is my favourite rapper! Her music is so real to me.
by Da5ko November 4, 2023
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Hong Kong Hardon

"that cute asian girl gave me such a hong kong hardon"
by Wintermoot November 10, 2017
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Hardin Scott

The hottest frat boy out there.. be careful though, you might fall for him at first glance.. but who hasn’t?
girl #1: woah who’s that guy over there?

girl #2: that’s hardin scott! i know, the first time i saw him i practically fell for him too..
by julia-nicole April 25, 2019
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Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10
by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013
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hot harmonica

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017
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Harmony

She is very easy to love. She is the most caring, funny, and kind person you will ever meet. You’ll fall for her in seconds. She loves sports and loves listening to music. She gets pretty jealous easily, but it won’t stop her from caring for you. Shes pretty confident when you see her, but when you get into a deep conversation, she’s actually very insecure and really sensitive, so DON’T HURT HER! When she really likes you, she will do anything, as long as she’s spending time with YOU. Late night calls are the best when she’s around, she LOVES talking, you won’t ever get tired of her speaking, it’s all you want to do. She’s the best friend you can ever have. She’ll be on your mind 24/7 and every little thing you guys do, is really special to you. She’s a very strong person and she’s been through a ton. You have to comfort her and let her know that she’s amazing and that you’re proud of her. She might think she’s not special or important to anyone but she’s special to you and you have to let her know that. You can talk for hours about her and go on and on, but sometimes it’s hard to explain your feelings about her because you’ve never met someone like her and she’s just so perfect in your eyes. She has the cutest laugh, perfect smile, you can listen to her voice for hours, and the first thing you’ll fall in love with is her personality. Don’t ever loose someone like Harmony, because if you do, it’s gonna take a long time to heal, and it’s the worst thing to go through.
“ I love harmony, she’s so perfect, and the prettiest/strongest person I have ever met”
by CherryCoke821 March 31, 2023
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