haystack

The city of Hayward, California. It is known as the "heart" of the bay. The city was founded by a man named William Hayward, who came to California to seek his fortune in the California Gold Rush (Began in 1848, I believe). He bought some forty acres from some Rancher, and in a few years sprouted into a town. Was at one point misspelled into "Haywood". Haystack is a slang term when reffering to this city.

Person A: I live in tha Haystack
Person B: Um...?
Person A: Hayward
Person B: Where is that?

by yay paleontology April 14, 2006

Haustace

A type of dance a girl does in the bar which involves a little grinding and a LOT of bumping, to the point where it hurts the guys junk that she is dancing with.

Jeff: "Damn dude my balls hurt, she was doing the haustace all over my junk last night!"

by Guidette27 February 8, 2010

hipstarclub

A scam website. It happens when you are browsing the Urban Dictionary on an iPhone. It says that you win a free Amazon gift card. Try to undo, you get another one which is just a spinner that looks like you get a free iPhone X, but you didn’t. Undo that, you get to some fake dating site. Undo that, you find more fake dating sites.

Boo! I hate hipstarclub! Shit on the owners!

by WonderedLamb256 August 9, 2018

HamStacked

A poker term where a player has accumulated a large and seemingly insurmountable number of chips (stack), yet only to lose them all and win nothing

That guy had over $20,000 in chips but just lost it all in the past 5 hands. He really got HamStacked

by Somebody8827 September 10, 2020

Dinosaur in a Haystack

1. An expression used to explain something that is extremely obvious. It is the exact opposite of the expression: "Finding a needle in a haystack".

2. A novel by Stephen Jay Gould entitled: "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History".

1. Hipster 1: Dude, I can't find my Hey Arnold dvd's anywhere.

(They lay in the middle of the floor)

Hipster 2: Yeah dude, it's like finding a dinosaur in a haystack.

2. Hipster 1: Have you read "Dinosaur in a Haystack : Reflections in Natural History"?

Hipster 2: No.

by ArnoldAndHelga September 14, 2009

Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan

A high pitched squirming noise in hebrew produced by individuals who never do anything and are totaly lazy.

Omri: Wanna hear my Tzlilim/Tslilim Shel Hapshan?
Ron: ??
Omri: *Very High Pitched" Ronnnnnnnn

by niggozaurus June 22, 2023

Hipstagram

A word used by wannabe-wannabe hipsters looking to make their photos more vintage-y. They vaguely remember what the app is called for their mobile device since seeing it on an equally wannabe-wannabe hipster friend's device.

They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.

I need to download that hipstagram app so I can be hipster too

by Gavenecko July 17, 2011