hamster thot

hamster thot is another name for hoe. Usually with buck teeth, and named khloe.

"omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh!"

by dickmaster2014 June 3, 2014

Doping The Hamster

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.

"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."

by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003

Hapsad

When you are crying tears of joy.

"I am so hapsad Ellen!" Carrie said as she cried tears of happiness for Ellen's safe return.

by I am hapsad right now May 25, 2008

Hamstack

When one consumes mass amounts of alcohol in one given moment in height of excitemnt or the sole situation that the weekend has arrived.

Stash was absolutely hamstacked and took a shit on a car a last week. Damn the things we do when we are hamstacked.

by Imeemz Nadeemz & Steez McFly January 22, 2011

Hamsted

To be excited for a new begining

He was hamsted

by Pinkus Solomon November 20, 2018

killing hamsters

The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster

Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters

by Powdicked January 26, 2011

Hamster Arctic Pipeline

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

by Try it all once October 30, 2012