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Chris Hansen

The man that YOU will probably meet some day.
Just kidding, he's the man that I'm gonna meet someday in a 'supposedly' 13 year-old's kitchen.

He stars on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, which is partners with Perverted Justice, the group that does all the chatting to pedo's and lures them to houses.
Chris Hansen is my enemy.

I'm not really a pedophile, by the way. I'll only be one when I begin to get desperate ;)

Chris Hansen has a weird but cool voice too.
by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008
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Colin Hansen

Mind crfat cum sex
by ~creamy~ SEX April 24, 2019
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Evan Hansen

The main character of the Tony award-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen. He is originally portrayed by Ben Platt

He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
"Dear Evan Hansen, today's gonna be a good day and here's why"
by tree_boi3 August 1, 2020
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Kai Hansen

One Of the greatest Metal vocalists to ever sing, voice capabilities go as high as a sound of a screeching tire which makes his songs sound interesting. Started out with being the vocalist and guitarist for Helloween, then went to Iron Savior and finally stayed in Gamma Ray. Guest Starred in in "Valhalla" by Blind Guardian and Tobias Sammet's Avantasia
Kai Hansen is the originator of Helloween and Gamma Ray
by Karth February 3, 2005
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Hansen

n. A quiet and dependable group of people who are known especially for their unbeatable work ethic. Usually originate in the Netherlands. Can also be red-headed.
"You need your roof shingled? Why not hire some Hansens to do it?"
by Maximillion Master777 March 25, 2009
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Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
by napalmninja October 26, 2009
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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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