haylene

Funniest, smartest, most beautiful girl ever. She is energetic and extremely over protective of her friends. Changes personalities. She does what she wants to do. Has great hair.

Haylene is to smart

Haylene is so funny

by :ppppppppppppppppp March 7, 2017

Chris Hansen

A television news anchor that hosts the show "To Catch A Predator" which focuses on tricking online predators to show up at a stake out where the predator thinks there is an underage boy/girl there to have sex with but in turn it's only Chris Hansen and the police.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over here and tell me what you are doing here running around naked chasing the cat with whipped cream in your hand?
Predator: Uhhhh I was just coming here to tell the little girl that it's not a good idea to talk to people on the internet
Chris Hansen: Please take this towel and cover yourself, according to the chat log you had other intentions of being here
Predator: Are you the police?
Chris Hansen: No I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC and you are free to go if you wish
*Predator attempts to hand back the towel*
Chris Hansen: No you can keep it
Following the conversation usually ends with the predator getting tackled by the police and a jail

by Crystal K December 14, 2007

Eddie Van Halen

World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.

A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.

by rick September 19, 2003

Van Halen I

One of the greatest albums of any musical genre to ever grace the shelves of music stores. First album by American rock group Van Halen, featuring;
Eddie Van Halen - guitar, backing vocals
David Lee Roth - vocals
Alex Van Halen - percussion
Michael Anthony - bass, backing vocals

TRACK LIST:

1. "Runnin' With the Devil" (Van Halen) – 3:35
2. "Eruption" – (Van Halen) - 1:42
3. "You Really Got Me" (Ray Davies) – 2:37
4. "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" (Van Halen) – 3:49
5. "I'm the One" (Van Halen) – 3:46
6. "Jamie's Cryin'" (Van Halen) – 3:30
7. "Atomic Punk" (Van Halen) – 3:01
8. "Feel Your Love Tonight" (Van Halen) – 3:42
9. "Little Dreamer" (Van Halen) – 3:22
10. "Ice Cream Man" (John Brim) – 3:19
11. "On Fire" (Van Halen) – 3:00

wow... Van Halen I... not one bad track on the entire album... NOT ONE BAD TRACK! kick ass album right here. Eruption... *gasp*... simply beautiful. *rant rant rant*

by jeffersonaeius September 3, 2006

Chris Hansened

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.

My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.

by Renato P April 4, 2008

Hansen Unit

Unit of measurement used to divide up a lunch bill when one or more of the people at the lunch are having a birthday.

Lunch will cost you 2 Hansen Units because it's not your birthday, but it will cost Bill 1 Hansen Unit because it is.

by GD jr October 26, 2012

Haleny

A kind and genuine man who is extremely nice especially to females. They are sometimes nerdy when it comes to reading books and talking about novels.

A Haleny would be an interesting person to date as they are very comfortable to be with.

by hwlane July 30, 2019