Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.
I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.
by Haywood Jablowme November 01, 2004
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sloppy hanky

The act of blowing one's nose on a girls clitoris, usually done during a pause when eating her out.
(it is not recomended to continue eating)
Man i was so dirty eating her out last night, i gave her a sloppy hanky...
by SeuxalGoat September 01, 2007
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hanky-panky

verb. could mean anything that happens between a couple like holding hands, kissing, sex, etc.
"There goes Austin and Alana... off to do some hanky-panky..."
by Siege August 08, 2003
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Grisette Hanky

A small cloth or napkin carried in the purse of a young woman that combines part-time prostitution with some other occupation. The Grisette Hanky is used exclusively to wipe up semen and it's allure comes from its lack of washing and discoloration over time.
Rhonda couldn't make her rent payment with her earnings from her waitress job so she earned extra cash by turning tricks after hours with men she would wait on at the restaurant. Before leaving the house to meet the evening's Johns she made sure she had her Grisette Hanky in her purse. It was stuck to the side of her bag still moist from the evenings prior encounters.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
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Wanky Hanky

A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.
"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"
by Mark Neilson April 11, 2006
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Hobo hanky

Christopher goodloe , that hobo hanky jank is so raunchy 99
by Sarahmciver April 29, 2018
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Texas Hanky

When outside and you need to blow your nose, you hold the clear nostril shut with a finger and blow a booger out the other on to the parking lot. Its more eco-friendly because you use no paper. Works better if they're a little on the wet side.
Fred - Oh man did you see that old woman blow that booger on the ground?

Ed - That's a Texas Hanky.
by workforlivn March 27, 2014
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