Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.
by Vlad and Don P September 5, 2008
Get the Handymug. This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
by shitdood December 28, 2007
Get the Handinessmug. a handi is when a man cums all in a womens nose, and when she sneezes it looks like an avalanche of mt. everest. normally the girls nose is clogged for days afterwards, and when she has the sniffles the man thinks about how he's gonna do it again right after her nose clears up.
Don't give me another handi because my doctor said my nose cavities are unhealthy from cum overdose.
by Andi Heather May 21, 2008
Get the handimug. by handy lovers December 15, 2007
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An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016
Get the Come in Handymug. Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
by croat10 August 11, 2014
Get the Haunted Handymug.