An adorable beaver from Happy Tree Friends who has no hands (or paws, for that matter)
He is a construction worker who usually gets upset when he can't do something requiring his hands...
He is a construction worker who usually gets upset when he can't do something requiring his hands...
by Tamama2 May 16, 2009
Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.
by Vlad and Don P July 11, 2006
This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
by shitdood November 29, 2007
a handi is when a man cums all in a womens nose, and when she sneezes it looks like an avalanche of mt. everest. normally the girls nose is clogged for days afterwards, and when she has the sniffles the man thinks about how he's gonna do it again right after her nose clears up.
Don't give me another handi because my doctor said my nose cavities are unhealthy from cum overdose.
by Andi Heather May 21, 2008
An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
by AKACroatalin February 01, 2016
Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
by croat10 August 11, 2014