hammies

Any miscellaneous item that you blame your friends for stealing. when they really didn't

Leah: Why'd you steal my hammies?
Chyna: I DIDNT! JENNY TOOK YOUR HAMMIES I SAW HER!

by calluses August 17, 2009

hamminess

Very large dimple butt on a man

Dang did you see Bob press his ham on his sliding glass door? That was some true hamminess going on.

by Kjsbee March 18, 2017

Hammy

getting a blowjob while upside down with your back against a wall

When you get a Hammy all of the blood will go to your head

by seantheoneindoyelsville August 29, 2011

Hammies

Slang for Prostitute

I nailed that hammie good last night, and it only cost me a nickle.

by Don Doherty August 07, 2005

hammie

gurl version of homie but instead its hammie !

Whas hat'nin hammie!

by sammieeeJ June 06, 2010

Hammy

A person who displays a penchant for LL Bean and Land's End clothes, Hammy's can often be found congregating around coffee shops where acoustic folk music blasts so loud from the overhead speakers that people have to shout in order to be heard. While Hammys usually have an above average IQ, their lagging taste in current popular culture has marginalzed them from mainstream American society.

With-it Person: "Dude, how many times are you going to re-read Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance? Don't you like any of the new writers like Nick Hornby and Dave Eggers?"

Hammy: "Nick and Dave WHO?"

With-it person: "Sheesh!"

Hammy: "Come on! Let's go listen to some Pearl Jam and play hackey sack!"

by Tim Jerome November 18, 2007

Hammy

Is a shortened more fun nickname for A very epic chad-like person

Yo {hammy} pass the sauce

by ravieeb February 27, 2021