ham

1. Lazy version of hammered
2. Nerdy elderly Radio Operator
3. Male reproductive organ
4. Food from a piggie

1. I hamd her
2. My friend is a Ham
3. My ham could feed a nation
4. I'm going to turn Babe into ham

by Matt Seigel November 5, 2003

ham

bacon good

hey pass the ham

by gloweface August 25, 2003

ham

Dick-(penis)

Man i gave dis gurl da HAM last night,and she was beggin fa more.

by toonjam5 November 28, 2009

ham

pussy, vagina

Kristy is comin over tonite, Im gonna smash out that ham.

Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham looks like.

When she takes off her pants, her ham better not look like pinata roasted beef.

by Timothy Bryce January 1, 2012

ham

slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect

Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.

by Ligeia June 22, 2011

ham

wack style. not steezy. not with it. SHOT.

OGO: "yo did you just see that kids trick on the down flat down?"
MATTY: "yea that kids style is pretty HAM!"

by CHRIS, LINDSAY April 19, 2008

ham

An attractive female with a big round ass and/or voluptuous breasts.

"That girls ham" "She's hot, but she ain't ham"

by tryin2hard March 4, 2009