1. Lazy version of hammered
2. Nerdy elderly Radio Operator
3. Male reproductive organ
4. Food from a piggie
2. Nerdy elderly Radio Operator
3. Male reproductive organ
4. Food from a piggie
1. I hamd her
2. My friend is a Ham
3. My ham could feed a nation
4. I'm going to turn Babe into ham
2. My friend is a Ham
3. My ham could feed a nation
4. I'm going to turn Babe into ham
by Matt Seigel November 06, 2003
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Kristy is comin over tonite, Im gonna smash out that ham.
Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham looks like.
When she takes off her pants, her ham better not look like pinata roasted beef.
Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham looks like.
When she takes off her pants, her ham better not look like pinata roasted beef.
by Timothy Bryce December 30, 2011
slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
by Ligeia June 22, 2011
OGO: "yo did you just see that kids trick on the down flat down?"
MATTY: "yea that kids style is pretty HAM!"
MATTY: "yea that kids style is pretty HAM!"
by CHRIS, LINDSAY April 19, 2008
An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".
Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k
by sezzzzzzab August 29, 2010