Eddie Van Halen

If Jimi Hendrix is Jesus, then Van Halen is Saint Peter.

"Holy shit," Someone watching Eddie Van Halen play.

by Sanitykiller June 17, 2009

van halen

A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums.

EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!

EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.

Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.

by Rock & Roll ain't for pussies August 11, 2004

Halena

A Halena is a vary sexy woman but is also know as a Hallie by partners, family, and friends. She has a smoking hot body, including- A face so cute that every one melts over it, chest so big they look fake (but are of course real), a butt so big you can't help but to stare, and she is super skinny, even after having kids. She's nice, charming, cute, loud, loving, and a little out there. A Halena is a great friend.

Guy1- "Dude, did you see Halena the other day, at the pool?"
Guy2- "Yes, and she was rocking that two piece."
Guy1- "Totally."

by kickabrick August 7, 2011

Van Halen

First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen bros are gangstas. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and Nicole is a slut, her music is crap.

Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen.

Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.

Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.

by The Bros October 11, 2004

halonian

Someone or something, that is extremely addicted to or cannot live without the Halo videogames.

I am a halonian, are you?

by the_man_from_nantucket July 12, 2006

Halton

Halton is a fit guy , who any girl will fall in love with he's a good footballer , funny and a very popular kid in school has many friends from all years and the teachers love him

Girl:look halton is coming

Girl 2: he's fit!!

by JamaicaDictionary June 16, 2018

van halen

They were a great band untill faggot Sammy Hagar came along. Not only does his voie suck and a bad frontman, but they started playin pop music.
When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.

Eruption, contrary to what most non-guitarists believe, is not as amazing as some of his other stuff, anmely the opening riff on Hot For Teacher

by IMDan September 4, 2005