Hairtonomy

The age one gains control of their hair styling.

I haven't had bangs since I gained hairtonomy.

by Really the Truth Guy February 18, 2023

Halston

A mystical guy with zero emotional intelligence. He will sway you to waste your time and ruin your life all the while blaming you. A hypocritical poor excuse for a man.

I can’t believe I thought Halston was the one.

by Unseen_darthvader January 15, 2024

Anthony Haston

Monke man with small peen and has a weird obsession with circles.

Damn Anthony Haston is a monke

"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony

by buttholepeniz April 8, 2022