French haircut 

Separating the head of a decadent aristocrat from his body by way of a guillotine, usually as a revolutionary act.

If the rich aren’t careful, they’re going to find themselves getting French haircuts.

French haircut by sharkoYUL February 25, 2020

devils haircut 

anything that makes someone feel bad, depressed, or stressed out, any short of mental or pysical anguish. can sometimes be used to describe a person.

guy: so how was your date with mary.

other guy: not good man it was a devils haircut.

devils haircut by jim james April 30, 2008

haircut fetish 

A haircut fetish is when one is turned on by cutting, dyeing, and/or shaving someone's hair.

Guy 1: Whoo boy, Sofia is hot!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!

haircut fetish by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Yee-yee ass haircut 

Something to get rid of.

"Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick."

Yee-yee ass haircut by AshesDefinesShit June 26, 2021

fishermans haircut 

apparenlty its when you get a hair cut and a blow job from two differnt people at the same time

Its what ive heard said about a hair dresser near my place located in the seedier end of town "you can get a fishermans haircut at that barber shop"

fishermans haircut by James the James August 17, 2006

Hentai Protagonist Haircut 

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.

Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

Hentai Protagonist Haircut by TheRaisinBranFan January 4, 2019

bowl haircut

the act of putting a bowl on your head and shaving what is out of the bowl..

the beatles have bowl haircuts.

bowl haircut by Project 666 August 14, 2016