Haircut Song 

A song that is almost always playing when you go into a generic haircut salon, such as Supercuts. Usually feel-good, one hit wonder songs intended on brightening the mood. Also called haircut music.

I went to go get my haircut today and they were playing "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves... what an absolute haircut song.

Haircut Song by theviewupheresucks June 9, 2020

Haircut Monday 

The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.

Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!

Haircut Monday by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009

Haircut Eric 

Someone who gets a haircut and acts brand new.

Y’all seen haircut Eric he acting like white girls twerking on him doesn’t get his blood boiling.

Haircut Eric by CoitusJackson June 7, 2019

Haircut Remorse 

A haircut that you end up hating and wish you did't get.

The barber cut too much.
You have a case of haircut remorse.

Haircut Remorse by LooooLOOO March 27, 2016

Haircut Champion 

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.

In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'

Haircut Champion by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

haircut wanker 

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

haircut wanker by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Haircut privilege 

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.

He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.

Haircut privilege by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021