Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010

Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009

Haiden

An individual who could care less about what people think.

Likes to dance and sing in strange and awkward ways.

Although smart and athletic, Haidens tend to be musical and daydream in excess.

Sometimes jerks, Haidens may pick fights with people they have no hope winning against.

Haiden ran 10 miles with his mp3 player, but when it broke, he found it hard to run even 2.

by Gus Scholtz January 20, 2009

Haiden

One of the most amazing people, Haiden’s are talented and very attractive people and tend to be a very funny person.

You are looking great! You must be a Haiden!

by awesome1234-890 July 16, 2021

Haydeli

FUCKING PERFECTION🥰.
The hottest bitch in town🥵
No one can bring her down cause she is that bitch. Also her snaps🥵

“Who is that.”
“That’s haydeli”

by Bryan._person January 29, 2020

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

haiden

haiden is sweet short and likes hanging out with family and friend but like to say the word like but she loves animals . She also loves to read and have fun with her friends. She can be trusted with almost everything.

haiden is a sweet girl.

by rw123 April 15, 2019