by Slimer55 April 24, 2011
Get the Hagaha mug.A Hagan is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and always knows what to say to make you feel better. He can make you smile or laugh no matter what is going on in your life. He is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He has the purest smile even though he doesn’t show it off that much. He is adorable even though he denies it every time you say something about it. He is an awesome guy that has a lot of interests that you will soon become obsessed with as well. He is helpful and kind no matter what. He will always feel like your best friend no matter how long you’ve known him. He can be awkward at first but not for long. Count on lots of inside jokes if you befriend a Hagan. A Hagan is perfect.
by woahtherepartner March 31, 2020
Get the Hagan mug.Beaten, bruised, messed up, pulverized. Named after Mayor Mike Haggar from the classic beat-em-up video game Final Fight, used to describe someone who has taken a severe beating.
by iressivor August 28, 2008
Get the Haggar'ed mug.An abbreviation of the Japanese manga and animé, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, also known as Fullmetal Alchemist. Used by fans along with the abbreviation FMA.
Hagaren is a freaking awesome show.
by kagomesdogmn May 13, 2005
Get the hagaren mug.Sammy Hagar is the Red Rocker who was thr front man for numerous bands such as: The Fabulous Castiles, Montrose, HSAS, Van Halen, Los Tres Gusanos. Not to mention his initial solo tours and now he plays with the Waboritas.
Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.
The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
Now lives in Cabo San Lucas Mexico, invented the "Cabo Wabo" and runs the original Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo and also frequents the Tahoe Wabo Cantina in you guessed it, Lake Tahoe.
The Week of October 13th every year he throws a HUGE birthday bash party in Cabo where celeberities such as Michael Anthony, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and others are known to pop by for a quick performance with Sammy.
by Aaron "Peter Draggin" Las Vegas June 11, 2006
Get the sammy hagar mug.Being mildly retarded, dyslexic and ha-goose involving oneself in the most retarded of situation-aments.
Professional Researchers have also used the definition in other terms specifically biological one. Word is, Haggasfeld is a result of a lowwww experiment gone horribly wrong in the basements of the science complex of an unknown university in Canadia.
Professional Researchers have also used the definition in other terms specifically biological one. Word is, Haggasfeld is a result of a lowwww experiment gone horribly wrong in the basements of the science complex of an unknown university in Canadia.
"Yo Haggasfeld ship me an eel"
"Yo Hagggggaaaaassssss"
"Yo haggassfeld schwwooops me one card"
"Yo hagoose"
"Eh, goosevondoose, ship and eel-macbeelensons"
"Hagggaaasssfeld"
"Bloominhag"
"Hagasgoose"
"Shipppp it"
"Yo haggasfeld what does this say? dlefsggah"
"Yo Hagggggaaaaassssss"
"Yo haggassfeld schwwooops me one card"
"Yo hagoose"
"Eh, goosevondoose, ship and eel-macbeelensons"
"Hagggaaasssfeld"
"Bloominhag"
"Hagasgoose"
"Shipppp it"
"Yo haggasfeld what does this say? dlefsggah"
by Sally M Perc December 25, 2009
Get the Haggasfeld mug.An abysmal epidemiological dilemma caused by the lowest quartile of society. This situation is exacerbated by domestic violence (commonly physical abuse from mother) and it leaves a stain on the economical prosperity, sustainability of wild life, as-well GDP and the health of a nation.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Hagi, "so, i have 75 pairs of boxers"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
by Pseudophed-head April 11, 2023
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