haagerup

of Danish or other European background. Usually a person trying to be a perfectionist, although they can be drunks. They are very strict.

Frank: Go to bed!
Lisa: Quit being a haagerup!

by In Your House 24/7 January 16, 2011

Haggeru

Scamming someone, useally for a pizza by offering a gut knife.

He just did a good ol' Haggeru on me.

by MTgod May 22, 2019

hagerhof

Wandelndes Funkloch.

Von Hagerhof-Essen muss ich kotzen.

by 30p87 June 3, 2020

Hagerstown Tumbleweed

A Sheetz bag that blows around town and collects needles and trash.

I was down on Jonathan Street buying crack and a Hagerstown Tumbleweed brushed by my leg.

by GiantRobot75 June 17, 2024

Hager

Some burnout junkie monster, got popular from groupie burnouts trafficking peyote. Complete bullshit of a family.

Id your trying to kill a culture and die a slave master try inviting a Hager

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Hagerstown Shit Smearer

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.

The Hagerstown Shit Smearer strikes again!

by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025

Zackary Hagerty

A guy thats funny but only underage girls and one gay guy wants to bang him. Can be found doing speed in his car.

That poor guy he keeps attracting that gay kid. Well he is Zackary Hagerty.

by Isis34645747486547 May 11, 2019