The urswick school is the most shittest school ever, as it has the most deadest tings, most overated boys and the most dumbest teachers. I still don’t understand as a human being how that shit school got an outstanding ofsted. Teachers 100% don’t know how to do their fucking job, homework is handed out almost every fucking boring day of the week and they love to change our timetables every month because the can’t even keep up with their own lessons. Overall the school is fucking shit.
the urswick school/hackney free can suck my balls:)
by ghosty1234 September 17, 2022
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A discarded tissue covered in excrement; probably by a heroin addict, found on the path in Hackney
Fed up of having to dodge those Hackney Hankies when I’m out walking”
by GinChugger July 6, 2019
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Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon
by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021
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Person 1: I dropped my phone in a Hackney rockpool, its broke and stinks of piss
by Charlie WB March 5, 2021
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Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe
Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth

Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell
by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020
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(Noun) A borough in East London, UK which boasts to be the new cultural and creative hub (not just for London, but the whole of England).

(Verb) is someone is said to act Hackney, they are going to do damage beyond one’s imagination.
“Man will go full Hackney on this pussio
by Hackneys Finest November 28, 2022
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