gymnastics

A sport which is divided into two different parts : Artistic Gymnastics -the most popular sport at the Olympics after Athletics - and Rhythmic Gymnastics - also in the Olympics but not as popular and classified as a different sport.

In artistic gymnastics there are 8 different apparatus - Vault, Uneven Bars, Beam and Floor for the women and Floor, Pommel Horse, Rings, Vault, Parallel Bars and High Bar for the men.

Exercises include multiple somersaults/somersaults with twists, jumps and dance elements. Requires great power, flexibility, determination and will power, and a high level of fitness.

Rhythmic Gymnastics, or RSG for short, in a nutshell, involves women - men don't do RSG - who are too tall for AG bending their bodies into grotesque shapes while chucking either a ball, club, rope or ribbon in the air. Requires great flexibility. Judging at international competitions is often biased and fixed, and the very top gymnasts always seem to get temporarily banned for drug abuse...

Person One : We booked our gymnastics tickets for the Olympics!!

Person Two : AG or RSG?

Person One : RSG

Person Two : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Anon June 12, 2004

carnal gymnastics

to have vaginal sex or "know" in the biblical sense

"did you see tom with that acrobat last night?"
"yeh, from what i heard they did carnal gymnastics all night long"

by chad michael April 14, 2008

Soso Gymnast

A weirdooo. Sophia is the type of girl that will organize your whole kitchen with containers and weird lemon squeezers. She most likely plays the gay sport of softball. Sophia never likes any boys but all the boys like her. Lastly, she has truly amazing and special anime&roblox powers. It is very scary so never do bad things to her or you will get blasted with Baka powers.

Soso Gymnast is a cutie.

by Savannah the gorgeous queen November 27, 2021

Gymnasturbation

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down from the uneven bars at a gymnastics gym.

Gina was shocked to walk in on her gymnastics instructer upside down on the uneven bars jerking off, he really had a gymnasturbation problem.

by Red Joseph April 16, 2015

Gymnastical

To perform with the skill of a gymnist

Your dive for that ball was so gymnastical.

by Jason Marchi June 7, 2008

gymnasts relate

A really fun and funny instagram page that basically every gymnast follows. It’s run by Carrie Ebbin, A really cool 16 year old girl and has over 340,000 followers.

You should follow gymnasts relate on instagram!

by gymnast1234456 October 17, 2018

jewish gymnastics

Using the gift of gab to avoid paying a bill.

Isaac used jewish gymnastics to avoid paying for dinner.

by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. March 25, 2016