gurffle

noun. One who breaks wind in a bath tub and then bites the bubbles.

"That gurffle in the jacuzzi over there looks like he's bobbing for apples!"

by Rea Dintsu April 2, 2010

gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

The dirty gurdy

When you run out of dope and you put water through the stem. So your smoking the stem dope with water.

Person 1: "Damn man!! I'm out of dope.."
Person 2: " that's ok, just ru. Some water through the stem and we can smoke the dirty gurdy!"

by jazzyjessy89 March 27, 2016

gurf

When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf job or GJ. The word originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.

1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome

2. Jake- C'mon baby give me a gurf.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, im black, i can't bend like that.

by Wiz Kollifa June 7, 2009

gurgyan

This asian guy is safe. Although he hardly utters a word in the classroom, he is totally the opposite out of the class. He is quite thin and reminds me of a gazelle.

He'll be there and back in a flash.

by Sunrise Radio March 16, 2005

Gurfia

Gurfia isa shipname for a jiggly apple with a weirdass sneeze and a girl who likes ching chongs and Tory Lanz. She has nothig better to do with her life other then making words like rasandee , dasandee and daveena. They got officialy married on Valentine's day. Gurshaan tries to cheat on her with Kylie Jenner, but he always comes back to her. Afia tries to chat on him with Stenchpreet but she misses him alottttt.

Omg Gurfias the oldest relationship how dd they not break up yet

by Swagger gang⚡️ April 15, 2019

Gury

Big sexy man. Definition of a wall at CDM. Words cannot describe him. Gury

Gury is the most attractive man alive.

by Gury69 April 4, 2021