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cheesy gordita crunch box 

A Latina vagina that has a serious case of Genital herpes.
I went to mexico and smashed a cheesy Gordita crunch box. Got an extra side of fire sauce I didn’t ask for.
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch 

A sex act in which you eat a taco from within the Butt cheeks of your partner.
We did the Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night and taco meat has never tasted so good.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch by Grassfed November 6, 2020
Acronym for "getting a raw dog in the a$$". Basically means getting screwed by the boss.
I can't go out tonight, I got garditaed at work today and need to stay late.
gardita by choadtacular1 May 19, 2010

Cheesy Gordita Crunch 

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it
Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Areeya Gurdial 

The stinkiest person to ever exist (she doesn’t baid). She is the type of person to bomb u and her whole family up if u make her mad. Don’t get fooled by her looks cause she’s not afraid to call up her mafia team on u. Overall she is a stinky curry bomber.
A: Hey is that Areeya Gurdial?
D: Ye it is don't go near her tho she stinks real bad
Border slang. A bi-sexual female.
I think she's a gordita!
gordita by D.B. Cooper_727 June 16, 2010