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NPC Guitarist

A guitarist that will have no legacy as a guitar player in the music scene.

Mainly a bedroom/studio guitarist that makes content for his or hers Instagram or YouTube account to get clout for there own fake ego.

Struggles to form bands with people due to there inflated ego and bad attitude towards other musicians.

These npc guitar players are mainly guitar "shredders" that like to "play fast" and think there's nobody at there level. But they can't even do a perfect song structure for a song.
Hey bro" did ya see that aswome guitarist vid I sent ya on insta"

Yeah bro "but he is just a npc guitarist"
NPC Guitarist by shizzy nips November 28, 2022

guitarist 

About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...

- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.

- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.

- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.

- The music they create is banal dog doo.

Not to be dealt with, period.
The following are NOT guitarists, but are guitar players...meaning they are not crap:

1.)Jason Becker

2.)Steve Howe

3.)Robert Fripp

4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)
guitarist by Beelzebub Is Back November 3, 2007

guitarist 

See Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Tom Delonge (yes he is a pretty good guitarist for a pop-punk band).
Kurt and Tom are sexy guitarists. Jimi is just plain amazing.
guitarist by Ka August 9, 2004

guitarist 

guy in mid 30s - late 40s with long hair and receding hair line. Lives in the 70's and with his mother.
Mummy> have you cleaned your room yet dear?
baldy> yes mummy!
guitarist by papasloonatsta December 2, 2003

gay guitarist 

a guitarist in your band that is a bit queerish
hey i think are guitarist is a gay guitarist wadda you think
gay guitarist by pango14762 July 31, 2006

Guitarist 

One who plays guitar and is usually in a band so is therefor super cool. Guitarists are usually cooler than people that don’t play guitar and there are nearly 0 exceptions to this rule.
Nobody gets more pussy than guitarists bro