the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

the greatest book in the world

by arthur dent June 17, 2003

guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.

"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "

by ponytrekker August 5, 2005

Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.

Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.

by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019

Guinea Horn

An unusually massive labial protrusion, also known in the western world as a clitoris. It differs from other clits in that it closely resembles a ceremonial digeridoo found in deep-state tribes of the island country. Looks a lot like a Vienna sausage in a hoodie.

Shut the fuck door!...Denise has the biggest fukken guinea horn ive seen on a chick since Shaneishia Williams 69’d me in high school; I bobbed on it like I was going down on a cocktail weenie!

by Liquor Anus June 24, 2018

guided masturbation

To have someone tell you what to do when you’re touching yourself. They control your movements and direct you on what exactly to do in order to cum.

Jerry and I were having phone sex and we decided to do guided masturbation on me.

by ribbit January 28, 2019

guinea pig

An animal cute enough to eat, unfortunatly when you do you have no more friend.

DON'T EAT YOUR GUINEA PIG! again

by joe c August 27, 2004

Guile theme

Guile's theme song from the Street Fighter game series. It sounds awesome, and it goes well with everything.

There's a bunch of YouTube videos that proves that the Guile theme really does go with everything.

by xldr July 30, 2010