Dumb numb gums

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.

Got cocaine crumbs?

Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!

by DFCW July 3, 2023

bumping gums

Talking excessively

You were too busy bumping gums to notice the time.

by Mentjm May 27, 2016

hyperactive gums

a really skewed gum-to-tooth ratio in which the gums are HUGE in comparison to the size of the teeth, which in turn, look like mini chiclets.

she has such hyperactive gums and i dont want her slobbery gums on my water bottle so i refuse to give her water.

by normal gums mcgee January 16, 2006

cement gums

when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's

jesus fucking christ Tim have you brushed lately? cuz you have visible brown teeth and cement gums

by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018

blue gums

A person of african american decent. Also see nigger

Damn blue gums stole me bicycle

by GG January 24, 2004

Guggs

Guggs is an acronym that stands short for "Green Ugly Goblins Guzzling Semen"
Guggs is also often used as a substitute for the words God, Fuck, Shit, and many other cuss words

"Oh my Guggs!"
"What the Guggs??"
"Oh my Googus Gracious!!"

by Guggs connoisseur June 23, 2022

Munching Gums

Aussie slang to describe the act of one's Jaw Swinging while under the effect of pingas.

"What's wrong with that guy"
"The cunt is munching gums"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019