Oozing Ape Gape

When you get anally gaped by a large primate like creature resulting in weeks of uncontrollable anal leakage.

"Man I got a massive case of the oozing ape gape from visiting the zoo last week"

by Rebmabelak April 28, 2021

Grape Spritzer

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

Bust a grape in a fruit fight

Typically means a person is weak and will talk a lot of shit but when it’s time to fight they wouldn’t attempt to swing.

Yo that bitch talk a lot of shit but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight what a pussy ass hoe.

by Gotdagoodshit December 4, 2018

Grape queen

The hot girl at Planet Fitness that drips her sweat on the tootsie rolls to give them the delicious grape flavor.

Tastes grape flavored tootsie rolls... yep, a grape queen has been here.

by Mark Smithman January 21, 2019

megabank beast guap

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009