bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

Guano Insane

guano - bat shit

parent: look at this shooting
child: wow thats bats-... guano insane

by apeshitty February 28, 2024

Guano girl

Any girl that is bat shit crazy.

Stephanie is a guano girl.

by Richard34 July 17, 2016

Guano

Money earned in an illegal manner. Dirty money.

Estéban: “Back when I was trapping I was making mad guano.”

by J. De Santos March 12, 2021